playaroundwithme dots com says:

while reading through the PIONNER magazine, my mind keep flashing back the hilarious and dramatic show i had seen in army daze. just this morning, i was tweeting about the horribly-ness of how i looks like in army, needless to say, those that is even deep bottom me. lets talk about myself, i hate myself in the SAF uniform with the army crew cut hairstyle carrying my sling bag. i'm not cut to wear the uniform despite being liable for army. when i wore it i felt totally heavy uncomfortable, perhaps from the stare from the strangers. but neverthless 2 years is over. i always carry this sling bag which i love, and its from ZINC. inside is all my necessary item! beside the water bottle, mp3, handphone, wax and hair spray. i swear i have the most ridiculous thing ever you heard, my hair-straightener, facial spray, nail clipper, brows clipper lastly my favorite GUCCI envy me perfume.

let me teach the army boy how to love yourself. how many of the boy would spray at least some deodorant to camp every morning? i doubt much. only those more vain person like me would spend the little effort to spray and bring life to people around them. do you know how horrible army boy smells like? especially after workout, they smell like dead rat when a group of them gathered together. it goes "EWWW". at least be considerate to spray something on before you come to camp or after workout. that is why PERFUME is so important to be inside your bag.

my nail and brows clipper is the next important baby i carry around almost anywhere! you wouldn't know when your fragile nail will break or any facial hair which is invisible to you but your friend can see! so why not just carry a clipper around? you get to help the friends around too! my precious facial spray is a MUST on all bag, without it just like suntanning without your tanning oil especially in singapore today. its such a hot weather, by the way, who can i curse for causing such weather? so carry a small one like EVIAN facial spray is good enough. love your skin save your face.

so boy boy boy...you have lots to learn from head to toe and toe back to head. if you got a reasonable long hair, please at least get a wax/gel or a spray to set and style your hair, you aren't doing a shampoo commercial with your hair flying around. so that explained why i carry hair spray around. its not a small bottle but a huge long one. i love my image so doing abit more for myself is not even least tiring.

i'm not asking more, but putting abit of MU to camp wouldn't do much harm right? image is very important to office boy! its sickening to see people with those dull and lifeless face, especially on monday morning. it just murdered me with those face. at least MU can brighten and if your talking about BB cream, it's SPF protection cum foundation and concealer effect! its like a stone killing a flock of birds. sometime when i see people who are real fugly, i keep deep inside me and laughed hard outside. because we are friends and it's weird to say, you ugly, you no style, you weird, you talkative, you disgusting, your overly-sized uniform and so on. but for now, its fine to correct rather then to keep it inside me and years later i remember and talk about it again.

lastly never talk bad to a gay boy in camp, anywhere. i swear, they can F--k you with their toxicity mouth, lick you all over, chew you slowly and digest you up. your dead before you knew it. be friend with them and they treat you like their little monster.

but nevertheless, army for me was really fun, i got a really good superior. and i'm officially missing her!! ;)) till then, god bless. toodles.

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